They Say Not To Meet Your Heroes

Kinja'd!!! "That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms" (thatbastardkurtis5)
03/01/2019 at 19:45 • Filed to: VehiCross

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But those people are losers because I’ve got a VehiCROSS and it’s AWESOME.

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Stopping at Wendy’s on the way home.

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Safe and sound in my driveway.

I’ll have more pictures and a first impressions blog tomorrow, but spoiler alert: it’s probably my favorite thing I’ve ever owned. 


DISCUSSION (24)


Kinja'd!!! E90M3 > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms
03/01/2019 at 19:56

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What’s with the headlights? Are they blacked o ut?


Kinja'd!!! That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > E90M3
03/01/2019 at 19:59

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Some delightfully early 2000s GTO covers. I forgot they were there and removed them when I got home.

I won’t use them, but I kinda like that I have them for some reason. 


Kinja'd!!! facw > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms
03/01/2019 at 20:00

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Nice, glad you like it. I suspect meeting heroes from the late ‘90s is considerably safer that meeting them from ‘70s/’80s.


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms
03/01/2019 at 20:02

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Hey, all that matters is that you’re happy with it!


Kinja'd!!! E90M3 > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms
03/01/2019 at 20:02

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I was about to make a comment about blacking out headlights, but I noticed that your previous posts didn’t have blacked out headlight, so I figured I should ask. 


Kinja'd!!! Alfalfa > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms
03/01/2019 at 20:04

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This is good Oppo


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > facw
03/01/2019 at 20:17

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Do NOT meet your heroes from the 70s and 80s.

Although tbh if you have heroes from that time frame, why?


Kinja'd!!! facw > WilliamsSW
03/01/2019 at 20:17

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Because wedges?


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > facw
03/01/2019 at 20:28

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Japan and Europe made some interesting, if slow, cars during that time.

I grew up in the malaise era though and it scarred me.


Kinja'd!!! facw > WilliamsSW
03/01/2019 at 20:34

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There aren’t many American cars from the era I’d like to try out. And yeah, across the board, there are a bunch high-end sports cars that are now in the slower than a modern economy compact territory. There are of course others that are considerably better than that, but even many of those are in the category of  slower than those underpowered Toybarus.


Kinja'd!!! 50ford500 > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms
03/01/2019 at 20:49

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Kudos to you fine sir. I’ve always loved the vehicross sadly from afar


Kinja'd!!! JeepJeremy > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms
03/01/2019 at 21:01

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PLEASE post a lot of pics! I need this pornography in my life.  


Kinja'd!!! sn4cktimes > facw
03/01/2019 at 21:18

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Mmmmm wedges....


Kinja'd!!! vicali > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms
03/01/2019 at 21:20

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Dope,

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Kinja'd!!! That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > 50ford500
03/01/2019 at 21:30

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Same. I tried to buy two others, so it feels good to finally get one. 


Kinja'd!!! XJDano > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms
03/01/2019 at 21:48

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What a unique vehicle you have. I’ve wheeled with one before, good times, around 2007 .

Vehicross pulled out by Jeeps

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My jeep pulled it by vehicross.

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And more photos

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You have a lot of potential on your hands, enjoy your unicorn


Kinja'd!!! XJDano > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms
03/01/2019 at 21:48

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What a unique vehicle you have. I’ve wheeled with one before, good times, around 2007 .

Vehicross pulled out by Jeeps

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My jeep pulled it by vehicross.

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And more photos

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You have a lot of potential on your hands, enjoy your unicorn


Kinja'd!!! SmugAardvark > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms
03/01/2019 at 22:06

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Awesome sauce. I almost bought one about 15 years ago and still regret buying a LR Freelander instead.


Kinja'd!!! That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > E90M3
03/02/2019 at 05:13

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I don’t know why people would do it or use these covers...they made the headlights totally useless on my trip home.  My dad was driving my wife’s Escalade behind me and I got way more light from that than from the covered lights on the VX.  Much better with them removed, obviously.


Kinja'd!!! That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > SmugAardvark
03/02/2019 at 05:13

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I now regret every automotive purchase I’ve ever made that wasn’t a VehiCROSS.


Kinja'd!!! That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > XJDano
03/02/2019 at 05:14

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VX goals right there.  Its got a ways to go, I need to do some stuff just to make it streetable, but even in its flawed ‘sitting around for six months’ state its so awesome.


Kinja'd!!! That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > Chariotoflove
03/02/2019 at 05:15

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I keep looking out my front window to make sure its there, can’t believe I finally got one.


Kinja'd!!! Monkey B > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms
03/02/2019 at 10:26

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Polyvance , formerly Urethane Supply Company, makes a coating that is easy to use and actually will adhere to that cladding...may even have the exact color. It’s outstanding stuff. Prep is just cleaning and taping.


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > facw
03/02/2019 at 11:34

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There are very few cars from that era that are even remotely quick by today’s standards.

And people will tell you that all you have to do is remove a lot of the smog equipment to make them quick, but even that is limited to the V8 cars - which are mostly heavy pigs anyways, with a few exceptions.